February 2011
January 2011
the guy who made this must be really famous now
grasolina:
* ) Drinking every night
1. ) Drunk
Yo, wassup! I'm king Jingaling, king of all things...
All the recent hurricanes, flood, snow storms begs the question…Is Earth becoming a gas planet? Scientists predict an ultra-massive hurricane will wipe out much of California in the near future. Wind speeds of the like which the planet has never before experienced. This is how gas planets form around a solid core. Is our atmosphere condensing around the Earth to make it the core of a...
tooth-moss:
i think i’m going to watch precious and listen to music really loud at the same time and eat and be in my bed i am a great multitasker
i love precious
how many people use ‘queue’ because i dont
a girl at my school (an ugly girl) has an "i love...
the 'net slows down a lot on friday and saturday...
you blew it, Kenneth
ookla:
cripple pickup lines:
i can provide u with some physical therapy. it is called sex
brace yourself. im about to ask u on a date
girl i want to thank whoever made those corrective shoes 4 u or u would never have walked into my life
are your movements always as stiff as i am right now?
o damn i didnt realize i had that effect on girls as cute as u
dumbjabronimotherfucker:
anybody have any good stories
As the fast food waitress handed me my baconater combo meal #5 our eyes met and time LITERALLY slowed down. 5 seconds, 5 minutes, who can say how long we stood there lost in each others eyes. Could this woman be my soul mate? I knew right then and there that this was something special. No woman had ever looked at me that way before. I...
grasolina:
Get Peggy That Dog, NOW
