February 2010
zzellers:
A rainy day — Animal Crossing...
January 2010
how come whenever i go to the bathroom there are never not pubes on the rim of the urinal
is crotch-shedding an epidemic im not aware of or what
metaphoricallyy: anyways my sister is french braiding my hair
sayheytowill: dont you mean
sayheytowill: bleu braiding your hair
sayheytowill: every french word means french
sayheytowill: state of the union more like state of the yawnion because this is putting me to sleep
sayheytowill: state of the union more like state of the onion because im bored to tears
sayheytowill: state of the union more like state of the bunion because this stinks like the one on my foot
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the unicorns because the state is dead
sayheytowill: state of the union more like state of the jewnion because with all these talks about budget i cant stop thinking of the time i went to my friends barmitzvah and was scared
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the P U nion another joke about how this stinks
sayheytowill: state of the union more like state of the union because im going on strike
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the zuneion because ipod is superior to it
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the woo-nion becuase this rocks
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the YOUnion because this is all about you buddy
sayheytowill: more like state of the YOUTHlin because kids rule
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the loonion because you would have to be fuckin crazy to believe this shithead
metaphoricallyy: more like station of the union because where is the nearest dart station so i can get the heck outta dodge
metaphoricallyy: more like state of the rune(scape)ion becuase only faggots play
sayheytowill: more like stage of the union because where is it i want to put on a play
metaphoricallyy: more like rape of the youthion
sayheytowill: more like state of the YULEion because christmas rules
metaphoricallyy: the end
; n )
Real Life Is No Cool.
breathinggold:
mariecriedwolf:
amandatague:
cornet:
THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE YOU COOL
drinking
smoking weed
“rolling”/”trippin balls”/”being skeeted”
blues/xanax/pills in general
cigarettes, idc what kind you smoke
making out with guys
making out with girls
pictures making out with either sex
threesomes
giving/receiving “head” or oral sex
sleeping with x people
breaking x hearts
...
favorite thing to do #83
walk diagonally down a wide staircase
can't wait 2 usher for this. →
zzellers:
hope i chat with john c reilly or maybe kiss marissa tomei or shake hands with jonah hill.
i hate jonah hill kill him
“yeah keegan is a ‘fuckin bitch’ and i hope he sucks a cock...”
– Zac Zellers, via my facebook newsfeed
avatar was an awful movie
shit sucked and was gay
movie recommendations?
tangerine-tits:
even if you think i’ve seen it before, just throw a couple out there. i’m a big fan of traditional animation and action, if that helps. try to think of something other than the newer films that just recently came out.
or just name some of your favorites.
i’m not typing this in the answer box because it’s too restricting. MOON is my favorite movie of all time, it...
sayheytowill: sorry tim i felt bad because adrian thought i was ignoring him also i thought for sure he would of already known because you said nick knew about it and they are bff and besides i didnt tell EVERYONE i only told adrian and sorry but im still a little mad from when you dragged me to go take those stupid pictures and i just held a fucking light but i am sorry but you probably dont care about that because you're more angry than anything else right now and i understand that
brodalco: you'r dum
“do you know whose bones are on display here? the answer is… your bones.”
– moonside edisnoom
I MISSED THE TWO EPISODE PREMIERE OF 30 ROCK UGH...
goal in life #145
hellohazel:
please can someone be a “blood sibling” with me? all i really want to do is slice my palm/finger and mix blood with someone else. this is pretty boy-ish but i’ve always admired the tradition and nobody ever seems to do this anymore.
why? i think it’s endearing.
actually this has to be someone i REALLY CARE ABOUT so i guess i’ll just wait
p.s. zac zellers said no
hi i dont want...
seriously though everyone, where is Paulo. i just... →
(via hellohazel)
he and nikki got paralyzed from a spider bite and then buried alive on the island in season 3 doi
(ok sorry this is a ‘LOST’ reference and its just it comes back next month and i can not not not not not wait)
“The Super Nintendo was Nintendo’s a great success for Nintendo. It helped...”
dear tumblr
take that stupid charity ribbon down please because
i dont care about that and
it makes me think there are new posts every time i see it